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Al and Rachel, stuck in the middle of nowhere with a flat tire.

FUCK FCUK FUCKKK I LOVE ME SOME RAL

HERE YOU GET MORE THAN THREE LINES :D

"Why is it stopping? Rachel, what did you do to the car?"

"I didn’t do anything! The fucking tire just blew out.”

"Are you going to fix it?"

"Nah, I thought I’d just will the damn thing back to Cincy. No problem. I’ll even whistle up a raincloud to keep us cool. Maybe I’ll spell it to fly so I won’t even need the other three tires."

"…."

"…."

"You’re petulant when things don’t go your way, you know that?"

"Pot and kettle, Al. Pot and kettle. Hand me that jack?"

"I could think of much more fun ways to spend this time if we didn’t have to drive back. Now we’re going to waste another forty minutes while you fix this thing.”

"It would go faster if you helped, instead of just lounged on the hood looking like a decoration."

"Rachel, I’m too good looking to be doing manual labor out in this heat. Just pretend I’m that worthless elf and keep working. You’d be content to stare at him if he were the one stuck out here with you.”

"…."

"You forget I can tell what you’re thinking, itchy witch. And I really don’t think you could handle doing that in this heat."

"What, beating you over the head with this tire iron? I think I could keep that up for hours."

"Oh, so now you want to get physical. Buy me dinner first."

"Shut the hell up, Al. And stay out of my head."

Yaaaaay goofy Ral fighting. I was imagining them stuck out in the desert, road-trip style :3

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